Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future. — Jonathan Safran Foer (via daddyfuckedme)

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My apartment is not a place for sensuality; it’s a place for repressed sexuality, okay? It’s a place where you order Chinese food, you cuddle and then you fall asleep, too full to have sex. — Dr. Mindy Lahiri from The Mindy Project (via poetwritinginprose)

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precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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Haha.

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ryanvallejo:

SPORTS

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@reeves_jr and I watching Girls outside

@reeves_jr and I watching Girls outside

Dan gets me @danieltrader123

Dan gets me @danieltrader123

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